A Friday Lunch Fix: How I Broke My Omarchy Laptop Screen (and Repaired It in Emergency Shell)

Last week I planned a small coworking session with friends at a restaurant.
I run Omarchy on my laptop (with Hyprland), and at home I usually work only with my external monitor.
So, in my infinite wisdom, I disabled the laptop screen in ~/.config/hyprland/monitors.conf
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At home it looked like a great fucking idea.
☕ The setup
At the restaurant, life was good. I had a latte, then a flat white, and even ordered a slice of carrot cake (highly recommended).
Then I opened my laptop to start working.